5 Stages of relationship
1. The Introduction Stage
Symptoms: lack of sleep, can't stop messaging or talking on the phone.
Introduction stage is usually where new couple getting to know each other. In this stage new couple will talk nonstop about their life, family, ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend. If they are away from each other, then they will message each other every minute to ask "have you eaten?" "What are you doing?" "Do you miss me?" "Do you love me?" And other chessy question *vomit*. This is also the stage where couple get jealous of their ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend.
2. The "We are rich" Stage
Symptoms: going out everyday, eating out everyday, going for holiday.
This is the stage where money will be the victim. After getting to know each other, new couple usually want to make good memories. So they will go out, find nice places to eat, buy gift for each other, preparing birthday party or anniversary dinner.
3. The "I think we are broke" Stage
Symptoms: no more going out, no more eating outside, holiday? You mean stay at home all day?
After spending so much money in the second stage, this is the stage where couple will realise that they don't have any money left. In this stage couple will tend to spending time at home, cook for lunch and dinner, watch movie from website instead of going to cinema.
4. The "Why I choose you?" Stage
Symptoms: questioning the decision of getting into relationship
When couple are in a very comfort zone, they tend to eat a lot, become fat, and not taking care of their body. When this is happen, then couple will questioning their decision like "Why I choose you? You become fat now. I like you because you were not fat" "Why I choose this fart machine?" "Why I choose this monster who has pimple all over his face?" And other nasty questions.
5. The old couple stage
Symptoms: nil
This is the stage where couple will think maybe this is fate. Or maybe there are no more people that interested in you so you keep the relationship. In this stage there will be no more jaim-jaim, no more going out, no more sweet talk, only message when there is something inportant, busy with phone when they are together, ex boyfriend and ex girlfriend will be used as a joke, no more fancy gift, forget about birthday and anniversary.
Note: Stages may differ from each couple out there.
Symptoms: lack of sleep, can't stop messaging or talking on the phone.
Introduction stage is usually where new couple getting to know each other. In this stage new couple will talk nonstop about their life, family, ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend. If they are away from each other, then they will message each other every minute to ask "have you eaten?" "What are you doing?" "Do you miss me?" "Do you love me?" And other chessy question *vomit*. This is also the stage where couple get jealous of their ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend.
2. The "We are rich" Stage
Symptoms: going out everyday, eating out everyday, going for holiday.
This is the stage where money will be the victim. After getting to know each other, new couple usually want to make good memories. So they will go out, find nice places to eat, buy gift for each other, preparing birthday party or anniversary dinner.
3. The "I think we are broke" Stage
Symptoms: no more going out, no more eating outside, holiday? You mean stay at home all day?
After spending so much money in the second stage, this is the stage where couple will realise that they don't have any money left. In this stage couple will tend to spending time at home, cook for lunch and dinner, watch movie from website instead of going to cinema.
4. The "Why I choose you?" Stage
Symptoms: questioning the decision of getting into relationship
When couple are in a very comfort zone, they tend to eat a lot, become fat, and not taking care of their body. When this is happen, then couple will questioning their decision like "Why I choose you? You become fat now. I like you because you were not fat" "Why I choose this fart machine?" "Why I choose this monster who has pimple all over his face?" And other nasty questions.
5. The old couple stage
Symptoms: nil
This is the stage where couple will think maybe this is fate. Or maybe there are no more people that interested in you so you keep the relationship. In this stage there will be no more jaim-jaim, no more going out, no more sweet talk, only message when there is something inportant, busy with phone when they are together, ex boyfriend and ex girlfriend will be used as a joke, no more fancy gift, forget about birthday and anniversary.
Note: Stages may differ from each couple out there.
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